Good Friday night, everybody! While you’re out getting shitty, stumbling this way and that, playing a little game of “just the tip” because you forgot to pack a condom, your good buddy Flip DaBird is here hanging out with Erin Trejo, one of the coolest chicks writing books today. Let’s get down to business. Here’s a short bio on Erin:
“Erin Trejo is a wife, mother, child chauffeur and author. She loves being able to create different characters and spin a web that makes them come together in the end.
Her books do not stick to just one genre, they span many. She writes about things that are real life situations and fairy tales are not always smooth sailing. Her MC books are hard and gritty and they have struggles just like you would in life.
She also has books that are not so in your face. There are several that are good love stories that are fraught with issues that the characters have to deal with.”
FLIP: Alright, excellent, gets get down to business, Erin. Thanks for stopping by for a chat. How many books have you written?
Erin: 10 that are published. A lot more that aren’t ready yet.
FLIP: Wow, 10 books? That’s a lot, man! In which genres do you write?
Erin: A bunch! Romance, suspense, thriller a little of everything
FLIP: How dark will you go with your writing? I guess I’m asking, what will you not ever write?
Erin: I don’t think I have a limit. If it comes to me, I’ll more than likely write it.
FLIP: Sounds like we might be in for a crazy ride in the future. What’s the best thing someone has written in a review of your book?
Erin: That the loved it! That always makes our day right?
FLIP: Definitely. You know, I once had someone friend request me, then when I added him, he went to every post on my wall and commented “Fuck you” on all of them. That kind of sucked, lol. What’s the worst thing someone has written to you in a review?
Erin: That I was a disgusting person for writing what I did.
FLIP: You do have a pretty filthy mind, Erin, but the dirtier the better, right? How would you feel if you went to someone’s house and you saw your book holding up their couch?
Erin: I’d laugh and tell them well played!
FLIP: Ok, let’s shift into high gear here. If you had no arms and were extremely horny, what would you use to masturbate?
Erin: Depends. Do I have feet and am I flexible!
FLIP: Ha! Yes, you have feet. You’d have to be pretty damn flexible though! Would you rather watch porn or read erotica?
Erin: Read erotica. I can get my own mental picture. I’d prefer not to see the wrinkled winkles.
FLIP: Speaking of wrinkled winkles, do you prefer peanut butter and jelly? Or tuna? That has absolutely nothing to do with wrinkled winkles.
Erin: Peanut butter and jelly!
FLIP: Would you rather watch porn on an old VHS tape that kept fixing the tracking at all the good parts? Or read erotica straight from a relative’s diary?
Erin: EROTICA! I know there are some nasty ass perverts in this family. Aside from me that is.
FLIP: Yes, I think I’d have the same answer. Can you imagine reading grandma and grandpa’s book of sexual adventures? Teabaggin’ great granny? Eww! Next question. How would you feel if you were at a roller skating rink and the DJ suddenly put on an audio recording of one of your books? And people skated harder, like it was their motherfucking jam?
Erin: HA! That would be epic!!
FLIP: If you were a dude, would you rather be on a nude beach on a cold day with a shriveled dick? Or on a gay beach on a hot day with ass-less swim trunks?
Erin: Gay beach! Clearly I like it in the ass!
FLIP: Coming from you, that’s insanely hot! You know you can’t talk about taking it in the ass around me. Here I go adjusting myself again. I’m gonna have to start wearing corduroy so at least I get a dick rub out of these interviews. Ok, focus Flip, you’re with a really sexy man. Would you rather find out you’re seriously allergic to latex, after you’ve started fucking with a condom? Or be lactose intolerant and find out his edible underwear was made of cheese…right after you went down and he’s about to return the favor?
Erin: I’m going with latex allergy.
FLIP: At least that makes for a bumpy ride! Ewww nasty. Like a studded condom…without the condom. That’s gross, I’m so sorry. Nah, fuck it. I’m not. Now, would you rather get a Halloween bag full of cassette tapes by Color Me Badd? Or a bag full of little poop-scented hand sanitizer bottles?
Erin: Who the fuck wouldn’t want poop-scented sanitizer!!!!
FLIP: Oh…don’t be such a party pooper. Ok, please answer which of these you like more:
Gummy bears or sweet tarts?
Erin: Sweet tarts
FLIP: Firm chest or a nice ass?
Erin: Nice ass
FLIP: Me too. Oral sex performed on you with a little teeth involved? Or oral sex and a finger in your butt?
Erin: CHRIS! You creepy fucker! I choose both!
FLIP: Hey, I’m wearing my Flip DaBird hat right now! Chris is not here at the moment, lol. Please answer which of these you hate more:
Rats or cockroaches?
FLIP: Clowns or porcelain dolls?
Erin: Porcelain dolls
FLIP: I hate porcelain dolls. Having your period at the wrong time or he has a soft dick at the wrong time?
Erin: Soft dick!
FLIP: Running out of toilet paper? Or sharting?
FLIP: Your man sneezing when he’s about to cum, then instantly going soft? Or coughing when he’s about to slide in, then accidentally bumping your rump?
Erin: Sneezing. Bumping a rump isn’t that bad….. is it…..
FLIP: I knew you were gonna say that. If you could punch one person in the face, who would it be?
Erin: My husband…. clearly
FLIP: Ahahahaha he must have just pissed you off before this interview. If you could slap one man in the face with your tits, who would it be?
Erin: Dr. Phil
FLIP: Ha! I would pay to see that. If you could have one man slap you on the clit with his dick, who would it be?
Erin: Johnny Depp
FLIP: Now I have images of him dressed in the Willy Wonka outfit, doing the porn style lip balm with his cock. Ok, focus again, Flip. Of all the characters you’ve created, which one is most likely to masturbate while driving down the highway listening to St. Elmos Fire?
Erin: RYKER! Freaky little bastard.
FLIP: What would your character (please name him/her) say if a random guy/girl (a sexy one) walked up behind them and slid their hand up the crack of their ass?
Erin: Im going with Ryker. And he would say don’t touch it if you won’t fuck it.
FLIP: Ryker sounds pretty badass. If you could fuck a character from someone else’s book (even famous authors), who would it be?
Erin: Vandal from Carian Cole
FLIP: If you could spend the day in a famous person’s body, meaning having sex as them, masturbating as them, eating fish tacos as them…who would it be? And why?
Erin: Johnny Depp cause damn look at him!
FLIP: Really? Interesting. Ok, last question. If you woke up tomorrow as a member of the opposite sex, what’s the first thing you would do?
Erin: Masturbate. I have to see what a man feels here….
Thank you, Erin, for spending your Friday night here on the couch with me (that sounded pretty bad). Thanks to the readers for checking out this interview. Please take a second to check out Erin’s work (and stalk her) at the following links. Also, authors, if you’d like to participate in a wild author interview, just shoot me an email at email@example.com. Here are Erin’s links:
If Ever I Fall: http://mybook.to/IfEverErinTrejo
The Bad Boy Billionaire’s: http://mybook.to/BBBErinTrejo
Wrecked by Jasper: http://mybook.to/WreckedErinTrejo
Country Angel: http://mybook.to/CAErinTrejo
Doctrine Of Indecency: http://mybook.to/DoI18ErinTrejo
Erin’s newsletter sign up url: http://eepurl.com/bKFqqb
Erin’s website: http://erintrejo.my-free.website/
Hotmail Inbox: https://snt149.mail.live.com/?fid=flinbox
Thunderclap campaign : https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/36524-release-of-if-ever-i-fall?locale=en
Head Talker campaign: https://headtalker.com/campaigns/if-ever-i-fall-by-erin-trejo/
Facebook like page: https://www.facebook.com/indieauthorerintrejo/?fref=ts
Facebook friend page: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009168797091&fref=ts
If Ever I Fall ARC form: http://goo.gl/forms/7riSruJxQY
Amazon url: http://amzn.to/1OLCYUm
Facebook small link: http://on.fb.me/1nDXBuY
ARC sign up form for Bad Boy Billionaire’s: http://goo.gl/forms/3PpUMGuxPC