Flip DaBird’s Wild Author Interview with S.I. Hayes

Flip DaBird

Hey, boys and girls, it’s your crazy ass uncle, Flip DaBird, here with another wild author interview. We had some fun with J.F. Silver last week and this time we’re talking to a female author, S.I. Hayes. Here’s a little bit of info about her before we get started.

“S.I. Hayes has been telling tales of erotic intrigue for as long as she can remember, long before she was writing them down she was lying in bed with friends telling tall tales and getting them all worked up. Now she works up the lives of horny housewives and loves every moment of it! Dive into her works and see just how deep the rabbit hole goes! See you at the bottom!”

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FLIP: Ohhh boy, I like rabbit holes. Especially the kind that go deep. So, S.I...

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Mayberry Friends’ Poetry – Please Welcome Steven Evans

Mayberry Friends Poetry

I had the pleasure of chatting with Steven Evans leading up to a Facebook event we were both attending. We discussed horror writing and dark fantasy and I knew right away Steve was a cool dude. When I mentioned I was looking for poets to highlight on this website, Steve was the first to send me his work. Here’s a short bio I stole from Amazon (Steve is a humble guy and didn’t really want to talk about himself, lol, so I had to figure out other ways of digging up some info on him).

From the excerpt on his book, Reflections of Life and Love: 

“My poems cover everyday issues that we all deal with. I write of pain and loss, of yearning and needing and of heartbreak and confusion. When I write, I want the reader to be able to lose themselves in the story...

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Let’s get back to the active voice…cause shit happens

Notes from C.C.

Let’s get back to the active voice…cause shit happens

This morning, while driving my kids to school and my wife to work, we were all loaded into the van, and my wife was in a miserable mood. My twin sons, 7 years old, had just gotten into a huge fight. They fight all the time lately. But this one led to one of them punching the other in the stomach and knocking his wind out. So my wife was livid. She wanted to know what we’re doing wrong as parents and was basically just going off on everyone in the car. I tried to assure her that we’re damn good parents and boys are sometimes just…well…boys.

She wasn’t buying it.

When we finally stopped at a red light, I turned to her, put my hand on her thigh, and said, “Hey, look at me. Look at me. It’s OK. Everything’s OK. Shit happens...

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Flip DaBird’s Wild Author Interview with J.F. Silver

Flip DaBird

Good evening, or afternoon, or whatever the hell time of day it is when you read this. My name’s Flip DaBird and I’m Chris’s alter ego, here to spice shit up a bit. Where Chris is always trying to be the nice guy, I’m kind of his asshole side you could say. So I’m gonna be running these here interviews. You’re used to reading all the usual author Q&A. What’s your favorite book? Why did you start writing? Do you have any interesting writer quirks? Where do you do most of your writing? I don’t give a fuck about any of that shit. I have some questions of my own. Wanna hear ’em? Here they go. 

My first guest on the Flip DaBird Wild Author Interview couch is the husband/wife team of J.F. Silver...

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Billy the Blue Collar Dom, an erotic comedy poem by C.C. Genovese

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My Penis Made Me Do It, an erotic comedy poem by C.C. Genovese

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Mayberry Friends’ Poetry – Please Welcome Adonvdo Aquadanvdo

Mayberry Friends Poetry

It was maybe six months ago (ages ago) when I first opened the website up and asked if anyone wanted to have their erotic or fantasy or horror kind of poetry shared. Adonvdo, a Facebook friend of mine, messaged me right away. The poem he sent was hot. For some reason, things got delayed. You know how it is. I just fell behind when it came to the website, but I never forgot that poem he sent me, so last week I messaged him and asked if he’d still like to do it. He was all for it. I’m telling you, this guy’s awesome. So here’s the poem he originally sent me, and below it I’ll post a new one he wrote. 

I hope you guys like it. Please visit his attached link and show him some love.

 

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Sometimes talking is so overrated
Meanings and words
can easily get crossed
I prefer you speak to me
w...
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Billy the Blue Collar Dom

So what do you do when your wife is watching her favorite show and the kids are busy hanging out with one of their friends? Well, you drink beer, put on your best redneck voice, and make a video of one of your erotic poems. So here’s what I’ve been doin’ the last hour or so. Here’s Billy the Blue Collar Dom!
AS ALWAYS, DON’T LISTEN WITH KIDS AROUND. THIS IS FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJNcSJpjMOc&feature=youtu.be

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New Neighbor Entry Interview with Me

Three surprised women holding a rotary telephone in a kitchen

My dream for this website (and my fanclub on FB … https://www.facebook.com/groups/774765172644276/) is to create a real neighborhood of sorts. A charming little town full of erotic secrets. Right now, in the fanclub, I have close to 500 neighbors. So better way to get to know people than to create a community interview form. So that’s what I did. I created a list of questions for us to answer. Now, they’re outlandish, a little wild, maybe too crazy and dirty for some people to feel comfortable with. So, for that reason, I think it’s fun to step into a character. Just cause you say it doesn’t mean that’s how you really are in real life. Everything about erotica is about stepping outside reality. Right? 

So I sent the questions to Jocqueline, my bestie, who runs the Brains, Beauty and Boo...

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My name is Chris…and I’m a sleeptyper.

Notes from C.C.

Typer, typist, whatever. You know what I mean. So I told you guys the other day that I finally had a writing cave and I was so excited about it. Well, last night I used it for the first time. I got a cup of coffee, sat down at the desk with my soft movie scores mix playing in the background, and I started writing the introduction for a horror anthology I’m helping my creative writing class put together.

It didn’t take long for the yawning to kick in. Maybe I should have been listening to something a little more upbeat or writing something I was a little more excited to write. I need to be working on Slippery when Wet: Maybe Mandy 3. Or one of the other twenty stories I’ve started.

But no.

I have to be a good teacher...

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